Brown Russian

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.

Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

brink of browning

When an individual is about to shit themselves and is mere seconds away from having an accident.

I have to go to the bathroom right now! I'm on the brink of browning!

by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019

albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

Antonio Brown

A fucking moron that was once considered to be the best wide receiver in the NFL and is proof that black people can be racist, despite what some ignorant, stupid lying low IQ individuals say and will continue to say.

Luke had a bright future as he was very successful previously, but then he made some ridiculously stupid decisions, including some very inappropriate stuff, some of which are racist that made many people, if not everyone that were fans of him hate him, he's such an Antonio Brown!

by PhoenixGamer34 December 14, 2023

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021