Pig Headed Jerk

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.

Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'

by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005

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Heels over Head

A variation or play on words of "head over heels". However, Heels over Head specifically refers to Cunnilingus, with "head" being a term for oral sex.
The woman receiving the Cunnilingus, or head, is on her back, with her legs above her.
Especially appropriate when she is wearing high heels.

Girl, to a friend: I was Heels over Head last night with the boyfriend. I was running my stiletto heels up and down his back as he went down on me.

by 2TD November 7, 2020

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bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

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Full Head Of Steam

Phrase. To be seriously, dangerously and hilariously drunk.

Not location-specific; out with friends, on a date, at work - nowhere is safe from one of the lads getting a full head of steam up and running riot.

Interchangeable with;
- Massive Head Of Steam Up
- Fully Steamed

Superlative;
- World Record Head Of Steam Up

- Hey, did you see Ross last night?

- OMG yeah, he had a full head of steam up - I think he got arrested!
- What for?
- Everything...

by J.Manstrong January 2, 2017

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ULTRA Road Head

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.

GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"

BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."

GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."

by CrinkleCutPickle March 20, 2010

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