New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 02, 2023
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New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
by bumsquad pioneer October 08, 2021
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that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.
by oysterbyprouduct March 09, 2024
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New beef

New beef : a new case , the DA has filed new charges or could be or in association with same beef DA has filled another charge of the same criminal nature , a second count.
Ive been awaiting a bail hearing but the DA got me on new beef , it ain't looking good.
Yup it's the same beef to , jury ain't going to see it my way now for sure !
by 707MD November 08, 2020
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new year new 🧱

Blocking someone on new years. Bosh
New year new 🧱 bye hoe
by Keth December 25, 2022
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New Level Dark

Adj.
A black person so dark that they are dark on a new level
noun
A new level dark person
by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019
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Giggle News

"Giggle News" can be defined as a playful and humorous term used to refer to misinformation or dubious content that people receive, often in the form of emails, messages, or physical mail, and mistakenly believe to be true or credible information. It highlights the idea that the information is so implausible or unreliable that it elicits a sense of amusement or laughter rather than trust.
"When my mum kept believing all those bizarre conspiracy theories from her junk mail, I couldn't help but call it 'Giggle News' because it was so outlandish and unbelievable.”
by Davellin September 25, 2023
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