bumper fucking

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

by murph.02 July 21, 2017

diddly-fuck

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.

I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.

by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017

Oreo fuck

When a black person fucks a white person from the back whilst another black person is fucking that person from the front

Hey the other day this crazy thing happened me and this dude Oreo fucked this chick

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

100 and fuck

Any time it's over 110° F outside.

"It's 100 and fuck outside today"

by Fish Nipple July 30, 2017

nuclear fuck

When you have sec after being expose to nuclear radiation causing your cum to glow in the dark

A nuclear fuck is

After the war I banged a girl and she became irradiated with glowing baby batter

by UC DANK MEME 420 August 20, 2017

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017