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finger check check 

The act of forcibly stopping the finger check by grabbing the perpetrators middle finger and bending it awkwardly and painfully backward. When performed successfully, it not only prevents the completion of the finger check, but also permanently dissuades any thoughts the perpetrator might have to attempt such a maneuver at a later date.
As Byron's hand slipped into Laura's pants, Laura quickly grabbed his middle finger and bent it backward until Byron cried out in pain. "What was that?", asked Byron. "My finger check check", replied Laura.

two finger surprise 

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...

Black Finger 

is when a black person gives "1 in the stink, 2 in the pink ;)" to another girl (perferably a black girl)
aye Obama, you give that chick a "Black Finger?"
Yeah dawg, i got 'er reall goood
Black Finger by Callme.Hubby October 7, 2010

middle finger 

What real friends will never give to you. 100% disrespectful, meaning "fuck you" or even worse, "I hope you die inside your mother's ass!"
Girl BFF to Swaggy Guy: *gives him the middle finger*
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!
middle finger by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

Texas Dry Finger 

In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!

Finger Bracelet 

Male bachelor high tech vernacular for wedding ring. Also can be used in phonetics as "foxtrot bravo" or in short as "fox brav" so other women you are with don't pick up on the fact that you and your buddy are peepin another gal in the presence of a current Delia
Two guys conveniently both named Harry whom are great friends are eying a female...

"Harry! Does that Delia over there have a fox brav?"

"Na Harry, negative on the Finger Bracelet, careful though, she is a Delia after all...your gonna have to shoot 'er dead if need be."

"rog, got my gun to sling at any Delia who crosses me wrong!"
Finger Bracelet by Dru with a U January 19, 2009