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Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.
Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!
by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011
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nathen's dick

Nathen dick is really bigggggggg and people call it small but its really big
Girl 1: Nathen's dick is really small i saw it.
Nathen's Girl: No its not foo its really huge.
by NxmRose May 10, 2019
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Dick Devos

1. Someone who had a Hospital dedicated to him in Grand Rapids, MI.

2. A excuse to say dick without your mom smacking you in the face.
Definition 1 example:

Hay, you have money! We'll dedicate this building to you!!
(That's the westside for you)

Definition 2 example:

Friend 2: Big Boss (from MGS series games) sucks ass!

Friend 1: Fuck you bitch! Big Boss pawns Solid Snake, with his fake clone ass! It just dont get better then the real deal bitch!

Friend 2: Please, thats why they cloned Big Boss, he wasn't cool enough!

Friend 1 mom: (Walks in)

Friend 1: Uhh, quit being a Dick Devos! (whispers to friend 2....biiitttchhhh!)

Friend 1 mom: What did you say, Dick Devos? Oh, I had some good times with him in the back of that 69' charger (drools, then walk's out and goes in the bathroom)

Friend 1: Now, let's get this straight, Solid Snake sucks ass OK, they call him solid snake because that's what he sucks!

Friend 2: I saw you pull that Dick Devos!
by majorhawke June 28, 2011
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dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016
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safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.
when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.
by zadtheman March 22, 2012
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elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you
Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020
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tip dicked

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.
by Darylisms May 8, 2015
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