Cum

For a large audience

Cum in my- ahhh

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by Im blue da ba di da ba die June 23, 2022

cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 19, 2023

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

cum sock

you

you are a cum sock

by anonymous August 24, 2022

Cum

Stop looking this up in urban dictionary. Go get help perv

When you look up cum in the urban dictionary bc ur a perv and need jesus

by CrustyEmoFromWhoville September 26, 2021

cum

Something that comes out of ur penis when ur horney

FUCK I'M CUMMING BECAUSE JESSICA MADE ME

by mary grace WEARNE December 29, 2022

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025