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man breathing

Man farts. Farting perpetually. Usually proppeled by eggs, chili, beans, corn, apples, cheese, garlic, onions, and beer. A lot of beer! Smells real healthy.
Principal Mortimer's man breathing set off the smoke alarms in the gym by the end of the hour long assembly.
by cormonza1@aol.com May 14, 2009
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man-bear

(verb)
To insert a cigar tube into a woman's anus in an attempt to provide maximum stimulation during sexual intercourse. Normally only done while in the doggy style position.
"That is one nasty bitch; I heard she even let Andy man-bear her last night"
by riverrats May 6, 2009
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Man stew

v. man stewed, men stew·ing, man stews

N.1
A dish prepared by stewing a mixture of man meat, generally hot, fit, athletic (gay) men with stock, in a hot tub.
The result is a tub full of ready-to-be-taken hot bodied men thoroughly soaked in each others juices, or man chowder which is a by product.
Tyrone: Me and the guys had a little man stew last night!
Jill: Oh my god.. I wish I would have been there, did you save me some!?
by Andro August 19, 2004
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man whore

man that is being a whore.
by testicals in yo mouth August 30, 2010
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wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out
I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.
by Native Warrior March 1, 2009
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man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.
guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored
by tiffany February 18, 2005
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Grey man

A person who believes they can dress like the Maytag man and carry an assault rifle in a lawn chair bag through FEMA/LEO/UN check points undetected during a crisis event.
When the balloon went up i threw on my multi cam BDU's, grabbed my shoulder bag and shoved my M4 in the old lawn chair bag by the door, as the grey man, no one would ever suspect me of being well armed and fed!
by JRW0101 May 5, 2008
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