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Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025
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converse stabilizer for the multidimensional purse aliens; understands the void realm. deviates never from Satanship

thinks Heaven's for snatch riders and flame retardant dreamers; waits for the living to have upflow or drip to protect aimless behavior for non self idealized and idolized toilet citizens
The convergence of multidimensional purse aliens was too high so the big purse toys transformed themselves into zero dimensional fart sniffer meats.
by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025
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Fart ass nigga

A chubby/fat nigga that smells like a fart or just smells like shit
Kyle can't fit in his chair, blocks like 3 peoples view of the classroom at once, and he smells like anal expulsion, he a fatass nigga, a fuckin fart ass nigga too, get that nigga on a treadmill
by mart60 November 9, 2025
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Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.
“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”
by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025
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Bowser Fart

Bowser fart is an animation of a far Bowser slapping his thigh and ripping the nastiest of ass while blowing fire and laughing. Can be used as a sign of immense confidence, as portrayed in the animation itself.
"Man, you seem really Bowser Fart right now"
by evilhomer1 November 15, 2025
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soy fart

- Dad, do you love me?

- Son, don't act like a soy fart right now! I am your dad, of course I love you!
by old guns November 22, 2025
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Fart Nap

When you pretend to be sleeping so you can rip ass with no consequences.
“We know, Brandon ain’t sleeping. He’s always taking a fart nap.”
by Joe-Joeeee November 22, 2025
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