i stole ur cheese

yes i did infact stole ur cheese im doing to steal the bread on my way too :3

Thats the sentence "i stole ur cheese"

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

tribal cheese

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.

“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”

by creepingdeath01 April 2, 2023

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*

by Dying inside July 5, 2023

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Cheese balls

Balls made of cheese

"Come eat my cheese balls please"

Cheese balls

by Uforrealbro January 19, 2016