Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

Penis

idk but it tastes funny.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly

by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022

Penis

The Male Sex organ used for inserting seed into a pussy

"Thats a huge penis"

by Fork_Jay April 24, 2021

Penis

The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.

Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.

by Qutie137 March 2, 2022

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018

Quartic Penis

A 5 headed penis.

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.

by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020