When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you smash

Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole
by Portable_seth April 14, 2018
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An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
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Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
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to be roughly fucked until you cant think
Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later
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A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.
Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!
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Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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