pile of penis

1.when a group of 8 people all get boners and rub them together while skeeting

2.when a man feels like he wants to commit suicide, so he goes to a sleepover and cuts off everyones penis while they're sleeping, piles them up, wakes everyone up, and burns them

man i saw a good pile of penis this weekend

pile of penis by penoirlovair March 2, 2009

fish penis 

a fish penis

I sucked a fish penis once.

fish penis by monkey shitter February 21, 2017

raw penis law 

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

raw penis law by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018

Congo Penis 

Having a massive penis, like those from the republic of Congo.

Megan says, “Wow Steven has a Congo Penis, he couldn’t even fit it in”

Congo Penis by TheKeeng June 9, 2018

Skinny penis 

Vedant has an overly small dick

holy shit Vedant has a skinny penis

Skinny penis by maggontor February 17, 2019

my penis hurts 

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

my penis hurts by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

The penis sizes by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019