Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

by hbar314 June 10, 2011

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

Stirring my milk

Phrase used when a friend has sex with a girl you have already had sex with.

John doesn't know this, but he's definitely stirring my milk everytime he bones Jessica.

by Milk stirrer. May 18, 2010

eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

outside my tent

A commom phrase often used to describe oneself as completely intoxicated on various illegal substances. An alternative to the commonly used "off my mash". A phrase quite often associated with the pilled-cained stage of an evening. Originates from Leeds festival 2003.

"im too fucked to think of an example, im outside my tent!"

by badger crew April 29, 2006

Playin' My Cane

Someone stealing an idea from you or doing something that you claim you came up with, without permission

That dude can't take my shit like that, he's playin' my cane!!!

by Tim Morgan September 28, 2006