Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Milky man juice

Another awful term for cum. Just another word you can add to the cum dictionary of words.

Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen

He needs to put the milky man juice in his lady to get her pregnant

by anonymous January 6, 2023

Milky man juice

Semen. Just another word for semen.

He got his milky man juice all over your mom.

by Jizz police January 6, 2023

Tooth Paste and Orange Juice

The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die

Tooth paste and Orange juice is nectar of the gods

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Cuzz's Cooter Juice

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.

Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

by Legal Services January 30, 2023

Soda kid/Juice Kid

Annoying kids that when they show up to your house ask for nothing but soda and juice.

A Soda Kid/Juice Kid:
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0

by BootyKillerKing February 6, 2023