and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

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strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

strategic friendship default by giug78tig August 3, 2010

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Hello my friend

Hello in Russian but only to your gay friends

Hello my friend welcome to mother Russia

Hello my friend by Braydo boiii February 27, 2018

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Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

Squirrel Friend by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010

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analyconditional friendship

friendship which is not judged on the basis of what goes in or out of ones sphincter.

Tommy and I have an analyconditional friendship, so I have to stay friends with him despite his persistent diarrhea.

analyconditional friendship by la90046 July 13, 2010

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Friend Zone

When someone wishes to pursue a romantic/sexual relationship with a friend, but the one who is being pursued keeps them as a friend.
It is also usually used as an excuse by shallow men who feel entitled to a relationship with the said friend just because they've been nice to them. It is also described by them as, "An inescapable hell."
Some women have been put in the friend-zone, but it's fairly rare.

"I told her I wanted to be her boyfriend, but then she put me in the friend zone. I wasted so much time on her!"

Friend Zone by Ninja Clan here I stand May 16, 2014

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Friend Crush

1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.

Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.

I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.

I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.

Friend Crush by definition_composition123 April 17, 2016

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