how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

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Cum Dumpee

Someone deploying several loads of cum.

"He's the cum dumpee and she's his cum dump"

by Xarvid April 16, 2024

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what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)

homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."

by dik doodler done messed me up November 22, 2022

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Cum

that white stuff I guess

I wake up one morning and see my husband staring at me intensely. I look at him, meeting his eyes. before I look down and see his cock out. He's VIOLENTLY jerking in, and I just watch in awe. "let me help you out" I say before reaching out to grab his dick. I start jerking him off, hearing him moan "AUGHHH" he yells. But before he cums I let go of his dick and flip him over onto his stomach. Startled by my action he turns his head back looking and me with pure confusion on his face. Just before I take a finger and shove it up his ass, causing him to scream in pleasure. I continue to finger him slowly then putting my whole fist in. As im fisting him I see his asshole start to bleed, but I ignore this. I continue to thrust my hand into him, reaching deep inside. I then flip him around again and take out my hand from his asshole hearing a loud scream escape his lips. I lock eyes with him again before I move my head down. I go down back to his dick and start sucking it like my life depended on it. He grabs my hair and shoves my head down. Cumming deep inside my throat. He holds me there for almost 2 minutes cause of how big the load was. I felt myself. Getting full from just the cum. Once he lets go oh my hair I get off his dick and start vomiting the cum all over him. He watches the scene in horror, trying to get me to stop. But the cum doesn’t stop coming out.

IM SORRY

by OHMYGODxoxo August 21, 2024

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