dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately

"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".

by shanimal101 May 19, 2016

Dick Navis

A faggot who has 1/8 of a tic tac dick and brags about how good he is at fortnite and nobody likes him

Shut the fuck up Dick Navis you fucking queer bait cunt

by TheOfficialMeMeBigBoy April 3, 2019

dick in a bucket

If someone is useless or unhelpful they are a dick in a bucket.

Don't just stand there like a dick in a bucket.

by kai May 11, 2014

dick set

A dick set is a matching pair of bra and panties a girl wears on the way to a dick appointment or to wear special for her mans

Becky: girl is that from Victoria secret

Jen: hell yeah I had to get more dick sets for my man

by cliff0rd November 14, 2018

dick-melting

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010