cumming joel

dum :)

cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D

by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022

Cumming-silas

When you cum in a dog and slip on the dogs shit.

yea i pulled a Cumming-silas last night

by massivedarkniggerballs April 25, 2022

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

Cum

Why you searched up Cum bro

Why search cum?

by diamond pyramid April 20, 2023

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Cum

White substance. Tastes like condensed milk.

Cum makes me fearless.

by HoZakari April 9, 2022