Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
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Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.
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TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.
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IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
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DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.
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If you think about it, J's BORG has a good mixture of vodka, claw (2nd liquor in recipe), water, and the caffeine (tons of caffeine in Diet Dew).
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SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.
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