shit lipz

When you somebody has a cold sore, fever blister or Herpes on their lip.

Mont: Dayum cuz I see you went crazy Captain Lick Lick on ya Girl

Bob: Man I know that bitch really got me this time

Mont: Shit my nigga that hoe gotta be fucking around cause u got SHIT LIPZ bad ass a motherfucker

Bob: Man it ain't nothing but a lil cold sore it'll go away in a few days

Mont: A few days my ass nigga you stuck for life I'm glad I didn't suck her pussy dry, hope it was good my nigga!

by Rather be Licked December 24, 2006

Scuba-Shit

(v.)- This occurs when one takes a dump and it shoots right out of the anus like a rocket and sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, hence the term "scuba." One usually does not have to wipe after this furious anal blast because the exit was so clean.

Your poop scuba dives to the bottom of the toilet bowl and there is no need to wipe, hense Scuba-Shit.

by CadetSmoke November 1, 2006

Shit-lips

A person who has had a fat Italian man's asshole rubbed upon their lips while asleep/high on shrooms.

Nick - "Why do my lips taste like shit?"

Other Guy - "Thats cause mike put his asshole on your lips last night, you dirty Shit-lips"

by Alex bromang March 24, 2008

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004

Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)

Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!

by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008

shit-eating

when one proceeds to eat ones own shit.

hey man you shit-eating today?

by crazy eyes0327! May 3, 2012

shit taco

taco full of shit, poo, poop, phesis, diareia, ext...

taco bell's tacos ,"shit taco"

by pussy licker man July 27, 2009