Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024

Kid

the thing you wanna round-house kick in the face because they threw a sock at you for no reason.

this was made by (ImNotTatvm) on twitter

'have you seen that kid?'
'Oh yea i heard they tried to kill you with a butter knife'

by ImNotTatvm November 22, 2021

Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

Kids

You do worse to protect the Chitlins... Even sacrifice other people's children...

Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Military Kid

A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.

Only military kids play Ghost Recon.

by urbanwarrior1122 June 14, 2025

00s kid

00s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 00s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998. She's an 00s kid.

by ars1998 June 14, 2022

Fortnite Kid

The definition of Fortnite Kid is a person or thing that uses Fortnite pfps talks trash about other games plays Fortnite 24/7 and is generally cringe, they also don't shower very often.

Words used by Fortnite Kids: Trash, Dogwater, Cracked, Minis, Bigpot, ETC

"My mom is calling me to take a shower."

" Yo Sam, look at that Fortnite kid he's sooooooo cringe and he's smelly."

by TommyNFG Little Sister July 26, 2022