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Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low ๐Ÿ˜‰
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.
Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."
by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019
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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
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your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke
guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom
by monke boi December 17, 2021
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mom effect

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
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mom

moms are great.
son and daughter: we love you mom.

mom: thanks kids :D

the end.
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