Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.

He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.

by smash kart August 12, 2018

Penis

Ugly and wrinkly🤢

This penis is eww

by Peanut17 June 13, 2018

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

Penis

Me have penis

My penis i very small

by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020

Penis

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.

Guy 1: Hey how’s your penis today?
Guy 2: I’m experiencing CBT.

Guy 3: Did someone say penis?

by Ratman57 November 17, 2021

Peni

Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”

“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”

by that1.J April 30, 2022