what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Cunt Bitch

Usually, a woman who calls you after she finished fucking all your "friends" in a gang bang.

You'll find that most strippers are cunt bitches.

by C. Price March 24, 2023

Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024

Cunt

Nate Jacobs from Euphoria

I don't need to say more

Nate is a fucking cunt for everything he does

by Obsessive_Fangirl April 16, 2022

Cunt

A person who is considered mean. Similar to:

Asshole
Asshat
Bitch
Bully
Dick
Dirtbag
Douche
Douchebag
Jerk

I'm Sammy Bagel Jr, I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this meshugenah cunt over here.

by Gangster Twinks May 25, 2017

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris June 5, 2018