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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
mugGet the Mom went out for a gallon of milkmug.

ur mom

ur mom: gae
by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

your mom

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
by super funny sunny October 12, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.

your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing
random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom
by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

Ur mom is hot lol
by ObamaXkanyesouth July 29, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............
"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mom in bedmug.

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