penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

Penis

A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.

The penis felt good when I grasped it.

by NiqqaFish420 January 12, 2020

Penis

Dick

Ur penis short

by lol111112222233333344444555556 May 8, 2021

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*

by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021

Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"

The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy

by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021