Friends

You dont need them. Theyll disappoint you.

That one lady:"i dont need friends, they disappoint me."

by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

friend

1. a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.

"she's a friend of mine"

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

friend

add (someone) to a list of contacts associated with a social networking website.

"I am friended by 29 people who I have not friended back"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

Best friend

A best friend is someone that you know is gonna be there for you even on your worse days or even when your at your lowest point . A best friend is someone that can make you happy by just looking at them . A bed friend is someone you know you can trust deeply and rely on anytime and also someone you love extremely . A. Best friend will tell you the truth even if they know it’s gonna hurt , they will not lie to you no matter what .a best friend will stay up with you at 3am when your crying they will comfort you and make you feel welcome in any situation. True best friends are hard to come by . Yet I think I’ve found mine . Always keep your best friend. Never let them go cherish them and your memories with them

That’s my best friend right there I hope I never lose her .

by M3gzx_77 August 5, 2019

She's just a friend

Quoted many times from the boy who is a blind as he is blond

Adrien "she's just a friend"
LITERALLY everyone else "😡"

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty August 29, 2023

Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask

But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me

by Death Menace May 5, 2023