carolina coon dog

ratchet black people that fight in their local restaurant.

Wow! There's a couple Carolina Coon Dogs fighting in that KFC!

by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 4, 2017

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

He be with dog and shit

It refers to a guy being gay and annoying, but also hacking sometimes.

T0q14z like. He be with dog and shit.

by GayFurby March 12, 2021

dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

by Conster April 12, 2006

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008

Cheese Dog Dick

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017

Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

by Sweggins June 25, 2015