deadline chicken

Mostly relevant to those with ADHD but also neurotypicals that procrastinate or are just lazy.

The process of not doing the thing till the thing is absolutely due imminently.

John: how did you approach question 4 in the assignment that's due tomorrow?
David: yeah I've not started that yet, I'm currently playing deadline chicken

by Shadow the little blue cat March 16, 2023

Sea Chicken

A woman who is a disgrace to her entire community

Did you see that Sea Chicken leave the bar with some man she doesn’t even know?

by LithiumChick300 March 25, 2023

undercooked chicken

A light-skinned person who descends from a POC parent. The child didn’t bake in their mother’s womb for long enough.

Even though Kaia looks white she’s actually half Mexican, she’s just undercooked chicken.

by Sully’s Lord March 27, 2023

ice chicken

penguin

ice chickens are cold

by bird-master March 27, 2023

spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023

Babaloo Chicken

Wording used to finesse the fuck outta someone for your own financial gain

Just give the client the ol' wim bam boom babaloo chicken and sell them!

by yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 7, 2023

blistered chicken

Completely wasted person with liquid courage confidence.

He got wasted. That blistered chicken became a drinking legend. 🐔

by Blistered Chic April 16, 2023