ass rat

a rat that lives in your ass

1. Eww! I found an ass rat up my butt.
2. OMG, she is being an ass rat.

by :P :P :P :P June 10, 2008

ass digger

A person (usually male) who looks to get and give sexual favors (ass) and is very persistant in trying.

Man, dave is such an ass digger. He wont stop trying to go down on her!

by Peter Jameson August 18, 2003

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

sash an ass

The ultimate interaction with the divine being, ass. To sash an ass, one must achieve enlightenment..

I sash an ass on a daily basis.

by Marchass June 24, 2004

ass load

Old bavarian term used to describe how much weight would break a donkey's back.

1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.

by s8nlivesagain April 13, 2004

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.

Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021