No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 2, 2019

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Cum dumpster

a worthless whore who lets many different guys ejaculate into their pussy or mouth

Hey have you seen the cum dumpster across the street she takes a good load

by exe Syth November 4, 2019

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Hole in Cum

When you are sat down and erect you keep masturbating until you cum and once you do you have to shoot it into your own mouth.

"Lets have a quick game of Hole in Cum"
"It took me three tries to get a Hole in Cum"

by Squirty Murphy June 14, 2025

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Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

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Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.

Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025

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