Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Bass Mom

Bass Mom is a term used to describe a mom who has a genuine love for bass music.
She embodies gratitude, self-worth, and a commitment to personal growth She leads with purpose, empowers others, and promotes healthy relationships. She values collective success and encourages others to thrive.

This is Rachel, she’s loves that deep bass AND she’s a mom!

She's a true bass mom, she loves dat bass and is always there for her family.

by bassmom October 24, 2023

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Dinis mom

The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019