monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 19, 2018

Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.

Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.

by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020

Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand

Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

monkey

black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights

Man:Woah was that batman

Other man: no that's just a monkey

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE April 12, 2022