UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying

On my moms I seen her yesterday.

by Anneliese A Santiago April 9, 2020

Ur Mom

The Person who loves me more than you <3

Ur Mom is Hot

by Evrem March 21, 2022

Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017