That wakadoo has to get that cheese!
by Captain Rooster April 07, 2021
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010
Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 10, 2012
by W1LFRD May 18, 2021
Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
A tall skinny lanky cunt who likes to fuck p7s he is a cheese string and he hits woman and fucks josh
by Illum7109 April 22, 2019
by Freddrick Smith November 21, 2023