when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

mom finger

It's exactly what it sounds like. Wrong.

Don't make me mom finger you

by Triggstp April 19, 2017

Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Dinis mom

The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019