Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

Skin mark fart

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that is ass at Fortnite and is tall like a giraffe and he takes heroin

Skin mark fart needs to touch grass

by purpleguyvrr March 24, 2022

Fart tuitous

Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.

*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.

by Farting January 1, 2021

Fart Gimpson

An individual who is the epitome of a "Gimp". Derived from the cartoon character "Bart Simpson".

Jed was called "Fart Gimpson" due to his excessive gimp behaviour.

by misterbartsimpson February 3, 2025

Fart Smella

ew

your a fart smella thats kinda sus man

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020