by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that is ass at Fortnite and is tall like a giraffe and he takes heroin
by purpleguyvrr March 24, 2022

by peen farter June 3, 2023

When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
by facebook_user September 5, 2016

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
