fuck-a-like

A sexual partner who bears a resemblance to an unobtainable desired sex partner

When I screwed my eyes up a bit, he was a right fuck-a-like for Johnny Depp.

by llkit December 18, 2014

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by Kalikedeshi November 23, 2013

jac-fuck

The Jac-fuck is when you watch a porn movie on your own, then get interrupted by your girlfriend who wants to join in.

I was watching Jenna Jameson when my girlfriend totally Jac-fucked me.

by Jac-fuck November 22, 2013

fucking pun

a play on words which, when used, is a quick way to lose friends.

"Jokes about pirates are off the hook." "was that a fucking pun"

by beautiful-psychotic December 22, 2013

Cheetah Fuck

When you stick it in and out so fast the condom feels slimy and starts coming off. If you do the cheetah fuck be sure to use a condom and change condoms frequently.

I cheetah fucked her last night and my dick needs a rest now.

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

priest as fuck

Being so boss/priest you could start your own religion/church

"Man that gent is just priest as fuck"

by Jcolley April 4, 2015

Fuck ass

Someone constantly acts like they have a large erect penis filling their anal cavity.

Noah: "Hey Hayden! You're a fuck ass!"
Mike: "hell yeah!"
*Noah and Mike share a glorious high five after calling their classmate a "fuck ass"*

by Schmityyy April 12, 2015