Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.

For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.

by JalWilly June 14, 2016

egg drop pussy

An Asian girl's pussy

Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!

by Biscotti Baby April 4, 2010

pussy whipped

When an administrative assistant is totally dominated by a high maintenance female boss.

The administrative assistant often cancels lunch with friends in order to complete a last minute request for a female boss. She/he does everything to please the female boss and to keep her happy. She/he gets very little recognition and no special treatment. Example: She is so whipped.

by Argus April 19, 2003

pussy patch

A patch full of pussyyyy juicess on tha inside of the vigaina . these juices can be bright purple with yellow strips .

The example of a pussy patch is kinda like a blue waffle.

by Amber Graves November 6, 2011

pussy power

when your pussy is thick asf and destroys all the hoes asf

omg her pussy is so indie asf
its because she has pussy power

by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020

pussy-whipped

1. A female unintentionally has you thinkin' you gonna have sex with her

2. The mental state of just thinkin' about gettin' pussy in general

3. Actually gettin' pussy, and gettin' it whenever you want

That woman got him pussy-whipped although all she wanted was to talk.

by Iambeingpositive May 6, 2008

Last Call Pussy

When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.

"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"

by allthegoodnamesweretaken August 19, 2007