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Connors penis 

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.
Connors penis

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Connors penis by The fbi May 30, 2022

a confused penis 

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls
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Moist Acorn Penis 

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.
Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.
Moist Acorn Penis by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

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Glance pants penis wenis 

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy
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