Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

Pilgrim fart

A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...

Danny, you’re a Pilgrim Fart!

by DixonCash March 5, 2021

Dank Fart

That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it

Oh man that smells like a dank fart

by KT.untitled May 11, 2019

Fart Bags

Butt cheeks

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.

by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023

FART

A SEXY DADDY LOOKING FOR SEX

omg look a fart!

by Doggie*Love April 8, 2022

Fart

Forced Air Rectal Transmission

Bobby entered the stall to crap, but only ended up farting.

by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020