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Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Down bad

When your extremely horny for Colby Herman
Madison and Kylie are down bad
by Kylie2929 May 11, 2021
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Put you down

1. give (someone) facts or information; tell.
2. give an essential or formative principle or quality to.

ORIGIN: ATLANTA, GA
Example: "Let me 'put you down' - PUBLIX has the best subs ever!"
"Thanks! how'd you know that?..."
"POSTERBOY put me down"
by POSTERNOSTRA July 25, 2024
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Beat down

Women beat laa
Pockets down cuz he a beat down
by Malinda October 19, 2020
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Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
by Invalyd January 13, 2019
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Bridger Beat Down

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers

originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it
by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022
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