Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

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PENIS

The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea

A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this

your mothers got a penis

Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.

This gif is a description of your mom when she met me

by Big Black Titties September 12, 2022

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A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022

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a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream

guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!

by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022

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