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penis hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
by Exploiter March 23, 2021
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Penis Wenis

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...
by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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penis warts

"i have penis warts"
by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019
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Penis

Penis
by 69669696969 April 29, 2022
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Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
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Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell
I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin
by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020
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