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yer mom

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!
by KING3R23 January 27, 2020
mugGet the yer mommug.

ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018
mugGet the Nate's momSmug.

You’re mom

A term/not completed phrase you use just to either piss off someone or just because you don’t have good comebacks you’ll have a high chance of using "You’re mom"
Dev: Bro you’re so dumb does your brain have aids?
Johnny: You’re mom.
by TSM_AK January 6, 2019
mugGet the You’re mommug.

Ur mom

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)
by Erickbeugly October 6, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
mugGet the Soccer Mommug.

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