Cheese Grater

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block

2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.

Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-

Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!

Also Furry; war flashbacks

by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

cheese churner

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.

Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.

by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011

Podunk-Cheese

Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.

I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!

by WigNilly February 27, 2021

Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl

A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.

I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!

by CheesyDinos December 3, 2023

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024