cum pocket

your pocket is full of warm thick and rich milky substances that come from a man when he really thinks someone is hot or is just lonely.

Girl: Oh my your pp is so enormous and big <3, cum pocket me
Guy: *Busts in her pocket* There you go cutie

by skidran January 22, 2022

cum pocket

someone who is adorable but crass; a derogatory term of endearment; tongue in cheek dirty pet name

“come here, ya lil’ cum pocket.”

by marindi September 05, 2023

Cum Pocket

The act of ejaculating into a hot pocket.

"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"

by Szvail December 07, 2020

Cum big

It when your cock gets bigger when you cum in a girl or boy

It got fun cum big last night

by Isospora do March 01, 2021

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013

cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 12, 2018