Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

Deez Nuts

A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts

Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS

by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022

No nut november

U can't beat your meat Bro

Matty- Ey Bro i'm gonna beat my meat
Ellon- Noo Bro u can't its No nut november

by No Nutting Novembering November 3, 2021

nut refresher

When you use a car freshener and tie it to your balls.

1.what smells good in here.
2.oh its my nut refresher.
3.do you have an extra one.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).

Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"

by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021

Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.

Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!

by hoodwinters January 27, 2021