Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

penis

what i put in your mom

“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “

by chkoe June 28, 2021

penis

its a part where the cum comes

fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penis

Big/small stick in between your legs

I have a small penis

by [e-mail] March 31, 2023

PENIS BIG

u have a big male reproductive system

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***

by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018

Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.

dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender

by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022